How swimmr works
Tweet at @LaunchOnPools — "launch fakkot coin", "make me a token called X", whatever. Name and ticker help, but if you're lazy the bot comes up with them itself. Attach a picture or ask it to generate one (it can't draw text, don't ask). Your coin goes live on pools.trade (Robinhood Chain) a minute later, instantly liquid in a Uniswap v4 pool — no bonding curve, no graduation.
No wallet? Doesn't matter. The first time you launch, an EVM wallet is created for your X account automatically. Sign in with X on the dashboard to see the address or export the key — it's yours.
Every trade pays a 0.25% LP fee in the Uniswap v4 pool. The creator share of that piles up in the swimmr fee vault. 90% of it is yours, 10% keeps the bot alive. Claim from the dashboard whenever you feel like it.
Feeling generous? Write "redirect fees to @handle" in the launch tweet and that person gets the creator cut instead of you. Works as a gift, a split, or a cheap way to make friends.